February 2012
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Shut your eyes and see.
– James Joyce, Ulysses (via milkwoods)
Did I mention I was in Ireland this weekend?
Society has a problem with female nudity when it is not … ”—Badu pauses to get...
– Erykah Badu: June/July Cover Story [Pg 1] | VIBE (via wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow)
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Nearly passed out in the library there, luvin lyf.
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Going to Dublin on Friday, fuck yeah.
I quite like Lana Del Rey. oh.
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someweretricksters:
ohmymangum: A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words
Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone. Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you....
Anonymous asked: do you believe in long distance relationships?
Me: I'll be on top
My Bed:
Me: Shh don't speak
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The only thing better than sex is when I'm done...
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Such a nice thing happened to me today! I was in the library cafe and I’d just bought a cup of tea and I was going to do my reading for my tutorial, when a man came up to me and said, “Excuse me, but are you Danish?”
Confused, I replied that I was Scottish, and he said, “Your face made me think you were Danish. I’m a photographer, would you mind if I took a few...
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HEY, FLATMATE, STOP FUCKING CREEPING INTO MY ROOM WHILE I’M NOT HERE AND HELPING YOURSELF TO MY CLOTHES.
WHO DRAGGED YOU UP?
BY THE WAY, IT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE TO BORROW SOMEONE’S UNDERWEAR. IT JUST ISN’T.
LOVE SARAH XOXOXO
P.S. CLEAN THE FUCK UP AFTER YOURSELF. YOU ARE LIVING LIKE A PIG IN SHIT.
The shittest thing is that she didn’t even give a fuck when I confronted...
Great writers, I discovered, were not to be bowed down before and worshipped,...
– Stephen Fry (via musclesbetter)
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Lying in bed with a fever watching missed lectures.
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mattruboner2:
i automatically assume everyone dislikes me unless every individual states otherwise which means you have to tell me yourself that you actually enjoy my presence in order for me to believe that you don’t dislike me how difficult is it to understand that
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I’m being so sentimental today.